dark lord

There's approximately 745.3 Dark Lords in literature and pop-culture. I'll give you a run down of three (with a special guest at the end,) in order of creation. Lord Sauron. AKA: The Lord of the Rings, The Enemy, The Great Eye, The Dark Lord. Traits: Bizarre ring fetish, kickass Mace of Pwnage, kickass minions of pwnosity. Darth Vader AKA: Anakin Skywalker, Lord Vader, The Dark Lord, James Earl Jones. Traits: Lightsaber. Hell, everyone loves lightsabers... THE FORCE! Quotability to the max. Lord Voldemort AKA: You Know Who, The Dark Lord, He Who Must Not Be Named, Tom Riddle, Ralph Fiennes. Traits: Bitchin' snake familiar, Near immortality due to splitting his soul, uh... cool eyes? George W. Bush AKA: Dubbyuh, Bushy, Bushy junior. Traits: Horrible public speaking skills, inheriting the uncanny ability from his father to bring war to America, funny, sticky-outty ears.